Sorence Storie

Written by Soren the Hard-of-Hearing Scribe on September 27, 2009

IDC began to act rather jovially. "So, my brother," he said, slapping me on the back. "Why have you come?"

George suddenly woke up. "We were eating dinner and I was afraid that I was going to get poisoned and a shiny person appeared and made me feel sad and he killed my friends by talking and Lief came in a jumped onto my food and then we travelled to CVU and Thor made fun of Olaf and Lief killed a dentist and Olaf said we needed to go, and Chia made our boat backwards-yag, and we were attacked by dogs, and we were thrown in jail, and we almost were killed by Urgu but Olaf turned watery and I was brave cuz I threw him into Urgu and Lulu was there but she really wasn't and Erik and Chia sent us a wierd place where it was cool but we were vomited out by it and landed in the marsh all alone and wandered for hours and found you and you were mean and the blood rushed to my head and it was dark." He whined.

IDC stared at the Viking in stunned silence. "Not much of a Viking, is he?" he asked.

"If only we could isolate that Nervousness gene," I sighed.

"So what exactly was he blabbering about, exactly?" he asked.

I told him. The villagers began to gather around George, muttering about the prophecy and the Promised Land. His eyes opened wide.

"I think I might be able to help you, my brother," he said.

To be continued...