Stupid License

Like every other stupid person on this stupid planet, I have to stupidly pass my stupid driver's test to get my stupid licence. And wouldn't stupid you know it? I'VE FAILED EVERY SINGLE STUPID ONE!

Now, stupid vikings don't have to REALLY get stupid Driver's lisences, they have to get stupid Vikings Licences. That gives you the stupid permission to stupidly drive a stupid boat. And guess what, stupid? I'VE FAILED EVERY SINGLE STUPID ONE!

It all stupidly started when stupid Gregory the Hairy wouldn't let stupid me get my stupid licence before I was Stupid-Teen years old. Once I passed that stupid age, I have failed every single stupid one! I'm stupid, come on!

I have stupidly run through stupid red buoys, run into stupid stop fish, and gotten distracted by a stupid pretty girl, ALL ON MY STUPID VIKING STUPID TEST! The stupid pretty girl distraction happened at LEAST fifteen times, too!

Sigh... I guess, stupidly, of course, that the only good stupid thing that came out of this whole stupid post was that I stupidly set the record for the saying the most Stupid word ever in a stupid blog post. Thirty five stupid times by this stupid sentence!

I guess this stupid post wasn't so stupid after all...

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ARGH!

OLAF THE STUPID BALD!*

*Oops, fifty-one stupid times.