Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Summer Files: Bucket 3

Nothing exciting happened today, either.

OH! Unless you count the herd of dolphins that attacked me from all sides, ripped my arms off, then poorly reattached them. They MUST have been dolphins, since they had the dorsal fins and everything.

Funny... I don't remember anyone ever telling me that dolphins had multiple, serrated teeth or were terrible doctors. I was always told that had a playful bottlenose and were good doctors.

Anyway, nothing exciting happened today.

OH! Unless you count a huge Monkey the size of a small island popping out of the surface, waving at me, blowing his nose, handing me a small lipstick vial, and disappearing with a large poof of bubbles exciting.

But yeah; Nothing happened today.

OH! Unless you count the alien spaceship that crahsed down into the sea right next to me, aliens climbing out, looking at me, waving, and then turning into fish exciting!

Yeah.

Nothing.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!

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