Torches

ALL RIGHT! I have added yet another accessory/arsenal addition to my Viking uniform.

For those who don't remember, here's what I had before today:

WOC: Nun-Chucks
Back-Up WOC: Machete
Helmet: Duct Tape Monstrosity
Shades: Shades
Mouth: Fake Wooden Pipe
Weapon No One is supposed to know about since vikings don't use ranged weapons: Shlingshot.

The new thing I've added is something so freaking sweet, its sweet. Its a Tiki Torch!

I mean, just imagine: You're walking down a dark street in the dark town of Urbia. Suddenly, three pirates jump out of nowhere and scream, "I GONNA KILL YOU!"

You look at them.

You light your torch.

You point it at them.

You thrust it into yourself.

"NINJAS CAN'T CATCH YOU IF YOU'RE ON FIRE!" you sing.

I take no credit for discovering that interesting fact. I believe it was a Doctor who discovered it, a doctor named .... Hastings.

You then promptly trounce on them. So sweet.

The only problem is that I can't figure out how to carry it, the fuel for it, AND a lighter without seriously hampering my movement.

Any suggestions?*

Olaf the BAAAAALD!

*Oh right. No one reads this blog, so they can't give suggestions, either.