First Post

FIRST POST, NOOBS! No seriously, I, Olaf the Bald, have sumpin' to say. Notice how there's a Pirate vs. Ninja internet rivalry? A Robot vs. Clown internet rivalry? A Fireman vs. Dentist rivalry?

Notice what's not up there? VIKINGS. Vikings are the unheralded heroes of the seventh age, and I, Olaf the Bald, am here to declare a rivalry: Vikings vs. EVERY-FLIPPIN'-BODY-ELSE. Bring it on, you Ninjas and Robots and Dentists! Vikings are in DA HOUSE!

I was approached by Cheiftain Gregory the Hairy to start a blog to increase awareness for the viking as an internet icon. But in order to help the non-viking understand exactly what a viking is, I, Olaf the Bald, have composed a list of exactly what the requirements are to become a viking.

1.) You must have taken the six-year course at CVU (Central Viking University). Remember, vikings don't pass, they take.
2.) You must be able to wildy swing a weapon around.
3.) You must have taken the weapon of a dead enemy.
4.) You must have taken someone's woman at least once.
5.) You must have killed one thing twice, and in such an obvious way that if a two year old saw the kill afterwards, they would say that you did it.

I g2g, Cheiftain Gregory is leading a raid on a local Abbey and needs my skills. I'll post later tonight.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!