Whiteness

You know what color (among others) really bugs me? White. I hate it. For multiple reasons, all of which I shall explain.

For one reason, I hate ninjas. And ninjas wear white. Wait, you may ask. Ninjas wear black. Au contraire, that's a ninja lie. Ninjas might tell you "Oh, yes, its colored from the blackness from a dragon's heart" or other crap like that. LIES! Ninjas wear a color so blindingly white that your eyes automatically 'Censor' the color, making it appear black to a normal person's eyes. We vikings, however, eat carrots with everything. So we can see ninja clothes without getting blinded. What now, suckers!

Another reason why vikings hate the color white is because Dentists wear white. Not as pure a white as a ninja, but enough to make evan the most solid viking scream in fear. Just one flash of white in a viking village will cause all people in the village to throw candy out the windows, in hopes of scaring the dentist away. Sometimes, however, a ninja will walk just like a dentist into a village, causing the vikings to throw candy to the ninja, thinking he's a dentist. The ninja is then energized, and then completely destroys the village. Ouch. That's a sad time.

Clowns also wear white, but mostly on their face. That's enough for most people, though. Usually, when a viking meets a clown, he just cuts off his face so he doesn't have to look at the whiteness. But, you know how that is.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!