First Post part 3

This Post was originally titled 'Sorry about the Overflow'

So, Yeah. You might be wondering if I, Olaf the Bald, will be posting so many times a day.

The answer is NO.

Today was my first day doing this, and despite my rebellious rebellion against Gergory the Hairy, I actually am enjoying this. Its as fun as watching a Dire Elk smash a Ninja in the skull with its butt. he he he... classic.

You may be wondering some things. If so, email your wonderings to me if they pertain to me. If they don't, go ahead and send them anyway. I don't care.

"There once was a Pirate who thought he was better than a Ninja. He went up and challenged the ninja to a duel. The ninja brutally slaughtered the pirate using a thousand different techniques, including the Sword of a Thousand Lights attack, the Double-Fisted Monkey Style Punch, and 'I Just threw Pepper in your Eye hahaha' Kick. While the Ninja laughed, a Viking snuck up and tapped him on the shoulder. When the ninja turned, the viking smashed in his face with a hammer. Two minutes later, the viking was eaten alive by the ninja's ghost.
MORAL: Never kill a ninja without sprinkling Anti-Ghost serum on him first." A fable by Wayoog the Wise.

Tomorrow, I'm going to be posting a long story about my origin. Just thought I'd let you know.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!