First Post part 2

This post was originally titled 'K, I'm back, and continuing from where I left off'

OH.

MAN.

You don't even know how epic that raid was. I was all runnin' in with my battle ax, whappin' monks heads off with my Nun-Chucks, choppin the childrens... it was great.

The only sour note was when Frederick the Jolly got pwned by a robot in a Monk disguise. Luckily, George the Yellow did his thing, and you know how robots react to acidic liquids in their system: fizzle fizzle BOOM!

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes...

We actually need more people to undertake the challengin path of the Viking, since more and more people each day are going to Ninja college or Pirate U or even CLown academy, instead of coming to good old CVU. Less Vikings are a good thing, since you don't have to share your plunder with as many other people. The bad thing about having less vikings is that you're less likely to get spoils in the first place. After all, you need at least 20 vikings to kill one Ninja, and that's with an estimated survival rate of .01% for each Viking. SO... you need a lot of Vikings. Poor class of 1987 only had 19 graduating members, and when their ship met up with a Ninja, they were mercilessly slaughtered. Moment of Silence, please.



OK! So, take up the pledge! Start the path to be a Viking... Today! I'll be here to be your mentor, and rant about about random Viking things when I'm not off slaughtering defenseless people.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!