Bardic Hats

Well, save for Bard Camp, summer is over. Since I've arrived at Bard camp, representing the Bloodhound II and its crew, I have learned some new propaganda Leif the Armless, the chief Viking leader, has put out. Most are too complex for your little minds, but let me tell you the main one:

VIKING BARDS ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED TO WEAR BATTLE HELMETS.

Shocking, isn't it? Apparently, the helmets interfere with bard's abilities to communicate with their Muses. I suppose that's true, since I've never heard any muses before. However, Viking Bards are still required to wear some sort of hat, though Vikings helmets can still be that choice if needed.

I, for one, have decided to keep the Duct Tape Monstrosity, but only as a back-up I'll-wear-it-occasionally hat. NO, the hat for me is a Trilby. Look it up, You're already on the internet anyway.

Yes, I have gone through another Wardrobe change, haven't I? Better than a Wardrobe Malfunction, I spose.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!

PS: Don't forget to check out my good buddie's blog, omarhatesolaf.blogspot.com.