Friday, August 7, 2009

Viking Soccer Team Update

Well, I made a team.

The reason why I'm not hoopin' and hollering like a banshee is because... I lied to you.

There's TWO teams.

One team is called TAT, Totally Awesome Team. This is where the best Viking soccer players go to play. Only the best can get in, as only the best can play the other class's teams. This is the team I tried out for.

Sadly, the other team is known as MIS, Man I Stink. This is where the Viking players go who aren't that good. They, to put it lightly, aren't that good. Most of the time, when you start playing soccer, you are put on that team, and then work your way up to the next.

I have been on the MIS for the last two years, and I was really hoping to get on TAT. But no, here's what my coaches said:

"Ok, you're too good for MIS, but you're too terrible for TAT, so we're gonna call you a Tweener and you'll jump around like friday's sunday, shish kabob*?"

SO I'm a Tweener. Not good enough to be good, but not bad enough to be bad.

That's bad.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!

*Shish Kabob is the equivalent to Capisce.

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