Class Cops

Not every single class member has problems with the other classes. These non-prejudiced class members are then entitled to join the Class Cops, an elite force that deals with law-breaking class members.

Of course, when they join the Class Cops, there's always a problem: What possible law can we make up so that we can claim that class members broke them? Aftr all, non of the classes are bound by the laws of mere mortals ... though, Barrack Obama is nearing passing that threshold, which might mean we'll have to start following US laws. That guy's got POWER, man!

Anyway, some of the laws enforced by the Class Cops are these:

-You cannot drive your boat over one million miles per hour, since that breaks all natural laws of how earth works.

-You cannot disguise yourself as a fly and annoy mortals by buzzing around them for more than seventy-two hours.

-You cannot pass a bus that has its' stop sign out.

Those are some harsh laws, man! And the Class Cops ALWAYS know when a law is being broken. Its eerie. I mean, I'm typing this from a Class Jail cell, since I just got arrested for violently helping an old lady across the street! I mean, come on! I think, if you walk up next to an old lady, and she says, "Will you help me across the street, young man?" you have every right to help in any way you think is good: My favorite method is kicking her across the street. SHe'll be fine then.

I gotta go make my escape. That Ninja and Dentist standing outside the door don't look too tough.*

Olaf the BAAAAALD!

*As I typed that, the Dentist looked into my cell and said, "I'm adding 'Plan of escape from Class Jail' to your charges." I told you these guys knew everything!