Candy

Today, my very best friends who I think are totally awesome and I were all discussing the best types of candy.



"Snickers bars are the best!" Omar the Bold cried.



"No way! Sugar Daddies are!" Soren the Hard-of-Hearing Scribe yelled, erupting inot a coughing fit right after.



"Lemon Heads," George the Yellow stuttered.



"Nuh-Nuh! Circus Peanuts are!" Erik the Noisy spluttered.



"Um, I like skittles, dear," Lulu the Loud cooed to Erik.



"Oh, I mean, Skittles are." Erik muttered.



"I like me," Phil the Conceited grinned.



"You're all wrong." I said smugly. "Coconut Flavored Gumdrops."



"You like Coconut Flavored Gumdrops?" Lulu the Loud inquired.



"What? No! I hate Coconut with a passion that burns hotter than the sun!" I cried. "I like Candy Corn."



"Then why didn't you say so?" Erik grumpily asked.



"Say what?" I asked.



"Say that you liked Candy Corn!" Omar screamed.



"I did," I said.



"No, you said you liked Coconut-Flavored Gumdrops at first," Soren said.



"I hate Coconut!" I cried.



"Then why did you say you like Coconut-Flavored Gumdrops?" George moaned.



"Why would I say that? I hate Coconut!" I said.



"No, I hate Coconut," Phil said.



"I fail to see how any of this applies," Soren muttered.



"A fly? WHERE?" Lulu screamed, swatting her hands through the air.



"You think Flies are the best kind of Candy? SICK!" Omar cried.



You see why I hate these people.



Olaf the BAAAAALD!