Sorry bout the crap

I was in a terrible mood yesterday, so that explains the whole, 'That's How I feel' post yesterday, so I apologize for the incident yesterday, and I would have done it yesterday, but I felt too much like crap yesterday.

BING BING BING! I just set a world record for saying the word 'Yesterday' correctly in a sentence more times than ANY ONE ELSE EVER! Five, count 'em, five.

Anyway, Why was I feeling so down in the toilet yesterday? Well I'll tell you.

I have learned during this soccer season so far that I am way better than everyone on the MIS team (Man I Stink Team.) However, I am way worse than everyone on the TAT team (Totally awesome team.) AND, I've also learned that the coach for TAT wants me to play a lot for the MIS team, and that he wants me to attend the TAT games to support the team I merely practice with.

SO, the MIS game started. I was starting on defense, doin' perfect, when BLAMMO! My compatriots let a goal in. "WE CAN KICK IT TO EM STILL!" I yelled. The Ninjas on the other team laughed. My Viking teammates crumbled.

We lost 9 to Negative one. How did we achieve such a dismal score, you ask? Well, my glorious teammate Ivan the Infuriated punched one of the Ninjas in the mouth, giving himself a red card for sixteen games and giving an automatic point to Team Ninja. It was terrible.

For the next two hours, I sat on the bench with the TAT team, watching all the non-benchers kick butt. We... I mean They, won 14-1. And though I can go around telling you and everyone else how I won, I didn't. I watched them win.

If I don't contribute in any way, shape, or form, I don't feel like I should call it a win.

It's been so long since I have.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!