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I bet you're wondering why there is a Running Gag where I ignore Bolded or italized text that appears mysteriously. Well, here's my explanation:

Omar the Bold, my Homedog, explained to me sometime before I started this blog that Thor loves all blogs, and treats them as his children. But each blogger must follow Thor's rule if they are to become a sweet Viking blogger.

The single rule is this: If text you don't remembering typing appears, ignore it, as it is something Thor wants EVERYONE to know except for you, because you already know it, and if you hear what you already know ONE MORE TIME, you're gonna EXPLODE! LITERALLY!

So ever since then, I've ignored every single typed word that I didn't remember typing, cause Thor has spoken.

Hold on, I gotta go polish up my Apple Pie before Heinz the Fat eats it.

Ha ha ha! Now you know how I, Omar the Bold, has convinced Olaf to stop reading whatever I say! One day, I may have taken over his blog completely, since my hatred for him rivals the heat of a million suns, which is STRONGER THAN HIS OWN HATRED FOR PENGUINS! AH HA! HA HA! HA!

K, i'm back. Wow, whadaya know! More unrecognizable, non-typed-out-by me words! In the same post I was talking about it in! I guess this is a good place to stop.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!