Wooden Pipes

I remembered what I was trying to talk about in the post 'Thoughts' last week! So here we go!

Whenever I'm bored, I go tromping in the woods outside of Urbia, Greenland, grab some hapless stick off the ground, and whittle me stuff. As I've mentioned before, I'm good at that kind of stuff, especially since I've talked about making boats, nun-chucks, and underwear. No, wait, I haven't talked about the underwear part yet. My bad.

Anyway, I figured out that people think I'm unsophisticated. I have no idea where they got this from, but EVERYONE I know seems to think this.

Hold on, I gotta relieve myself.

This is Omar the Bold. He thinks everyone thinks he's unsophisticated because I convinced everyone to say that he's unsophisticated to him today. Bye.

Magic bolded text from Thor that I'm not allowed to read! Anyway, I sat down, and thought, and thought, and thought, and you know what I figured out? There's only one common factor that all sophisticated people share with one another, and that's this: They all smoke pipes.

Now, I don't do drugs, despite the fact that many people think I act like I've had a little too much of the stuff*, so you've got to understand that when I say I've whittled me a pipe, I've whittled a stick into a pipe-shaped apparatus. So yeah. Whenever I want to look sophisticated now, all I have to do is whip out my pipe-looking stick and say things like 'Blimey' and 'Tally-HO!'

I'm just cool like that.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!

*Some people just don't get the difference between 'CRAZY' and 'DRUG ADDICT'.