Nerd Revelations

I can't post today; I'm too busy reading the ninth book in the best series EVER!

The series is about a group of people called Fist Masters that use stolen alien technology, discovered by reading a book called The Book that glows with a green mist everytime it is touched, to turn into animals. They travel through flumes to one of Thirteen diffrent realities (The most prominent one being an island named Mistmantle, where all the races of fairies live in seclusion from humans), which are found in a secret passage in a cave that resides in a never-used mountain in Cody, Wyoming, and battle a bunch of insectoid-like creatures called buggers, led by an undead lich wearing a straw hat and his pet, a panther named Guenhwyvar. The buggers are deadly, as they come up and kill anyone walking on the earth who is walking in rythm, which means the Fist Masters have to walk everywhere off-beat. Over the course of the series, they have learned that the lich's power resides in the ring the leader wears on his finger, and if the Fist Masters cast it into the Crown of Horns, then he shall be sufficiently weakened enough to have a dog led on him by a rabbit, which will then kill him. However, it is not just a matter of killing him, since he can easily be brought back from the dirt, to which he is harnessed, since he has the ancient power of Foo within him. A mouse named Amber may have the answer, though...

Doesn't it sound awesome?

Ok, I just made that up. I got nothing today.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!