From the Diary of Olaf the Bald, Day 2:
This.
Is.
KILLER!
Everyone is on edge. Even Omar the Bold yelled at me today. He never does that!
Hold on, someone's calling me.
Yes. Yes, I yell at him ALL the time. -Omar the Bold.
Magic bolded text from Thor! Cool! I'd better not look at it!
Anyway, two whole days without seeing the Laotogo just wracks, just WRACKS your nerves, especially when you should have already seen it. For all we know, its deep beneath the ocean surface, just WAITING for a chance to stick out its super long tongue and devour us all. ARGH!
Even Chieftain Gregory the Hairy is worried. You can tell by the way he stands at the front of the boat, clasping his hands behind his back and staring forward. No, wait, what am I talking about? It's the way he stands there saying "I'm worried." Yeah, that's how we know he's nervous, not that other thing.
OH NO I THNK WEVE BING ATTACK!ED
Whoo... False alarm, it was just a log hitting the side of the boat. I don't know if I'm going to be mentally healthy after this...
Olaf the BAAAAALD!
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