Canon

You know, everything I write or comment on in this blog is considered Canon to my world... that totally exists. YOU FANS ARE ALL PART OF MY UNIVERSAL CANON AS WANNA-BES, ALMOSTS, AND SOMEWHAT CLASSES! ROCK, ROCK ON!

So, what does that mean? It means that somewhere, somehow, you are actually talking to a Viking trying to conceal his and every other class member's existance. Which means that I'm here to give a play-by-play of what my life is like on an internet chatroom, and since you humans are so slow, that's exactly what it feels like bloggin every day. Heck, I just only started answering to some of the things you guys have written! But, IN order to save space, I'm going to generalize everything that is commented on. Here is what my life on being on the Olaf the Bald chatroom.

Login: Olaf the Bald
Password: irockrockrockrockrockrockrockon!

Entering Viking Rants: By Olaf the Bald Comment poster

Me: Complaint about lack of readers, excitement bout sending some sap to advertise.

Slider the Slighted: Sucks up to me, says something about CVU.

Me: Ok, I'll talk bout CVU.

Charles the Mysterious: Poser comment bout Dark Elves.

Me: I make fun of Charles, then take it back to not lose a fan.

Me: I make fun again then take it back again.

Me: Sad reminder to myself I have no readers.

Charles the Mysterious: Dumb comment on what HE thinks the nine classes should be.

I once was on fire!: Some suck-upish 'tude toward Postal Workers, like he's some sort of Postal Worker Public-Interest Group or something.

Me: A Thor did it.

Czarevich: Nope, don't wanna talk to you.

The Rose: Blah blah blah, Penguins are cool.

Me: INSULT INSULT INSULT, you STUPID HEAD.

I was once on fire!: He supports me, calls the Rose an uneducated dweeb.

The Rage: Getting X-rated here...

Me: Warn the people of the oncoming invasion of Penguins.

Me: Remind them that I did, indeed, warn them.

Charles the Mysterious: Some dumb Zelda reference when talkin' bout Samurai.

Me: "Gee, how dumb you are!"

I was once on fire!: Girls like Charles, sings Ghostbusters theme song.

Me: VIking logic is the BEST!

I was once on fire!: I didn't say Ghostbusters, Captain K did!

Me: I admit I play Zelda while admitting I don't play Zelda while admitting I use wikipedia.

I was once on fire!: Blah, blah blah.

Me: I'm depressed.

The Rose: Ha ha, you're depressed, you non-continuity freak.

Me: I hate you, The Rose.

I was once on fire!: I like Phineas and Ferb!

I was once on fire!: I'm so cool!

I was once on fire!: Why come vikings don't use money?

The Rose: I like Haikus! I like them more than life! I really do! Ha ha ha!

The Rose: Want me to make a myspace for your blog?

Me: NO, no NO!

Cougarman: You should rant about some lame topic no one wants to rant about.

I was once on fire!: Boo-hoo, cry cry.

krkrkr: You should watch Deadliest Warriors!

I was once on fire!: That show is stupid! They killed the Viking!

Me: Sounds cool, except the Viking died!

I was once on fire!: I have a lame comment no-one cares about!

I was once on fire!: Are you in the Weapon X program?

Me: Maybe. I am Rather Dashing like Wolverine, aren't I?

Cougarman: Are Vikings technologicolly advanced?

I was once on fire!: I hate your lack of continuity!

Me: I HATE YOU!

I was once on fire!: RObots are hot in the sun.

Me: That's a lie by the government.

I was once on fire!: Omar the Bold is cool!

I was once on fire!: Unless he doesn't want to be.

Me: I know, right? Here's an advertisement for one of my favorite webcomics!

Me: I made something up!

I was once on fire!: Made what up?

I was once on fire!: How do you get mail?

The Rose: How old are you, exactly?

I was once on fire!: PWN!

I was once on fire!: Nev mind, its not.

I was once on fire!: I don't like Postal Workers, I like Environmentalists!

I was once on fire!: I hate your artwork!

I was once on fire!: You should read my overly-long explanation why Environmentalists are AWESOME!

I was once on fire!: Environmentalists don't die!

I was once on fire!: Fine then, everyone just stop talking.

I was once on fire!: So, did environmentalists help the Laotogo?

Me: They are now!

I was once on fire!: I hope you get eaten by a croc-like creature.

Charles the Mysterious: Arnold the Crafty is a crafty beast. He could help you.

Me: You both are stupid!

I was once on fire!: Not I!

I was once on fire!: You should make a dugout canoe.

Charles the Mysterious: You're a traitor to your Minor Class!

I was once on fire!: No I'm not!

The Man: You just powned Charles!

Me: Charles and Firey! You is dumb! The Man! Who is you?

The Man: Not telling! Check out my website!

I was once on fire!: Your website is the US Government's website? Are Obama?

Me: I'm gonna call you Pablo the Man!

The Man: I'll see you in Bard Camp, Olaf!

Me: WHO IS YOU?

I was once on fire!: Awkward...

Me: I know, right?

I was once on fire!: I like to PARTY!

Thor: I'm really The Man! I'm pretending to be a god! Watch lightning bolts strike me!

I was once on fire!: I'm a more loyal fan than you! Let's fight!

The Man: Ok!

The Man: You hippie!

I was once on fire!: I hate you! You die!

I was once on fire!: You communist!

Me: I'm loving this conversation!

The Man: Come one, let's fight with generic insults!

Me: I need an intervention.

The Man: Cheat Vikiandos, ROCK, ROCK ON!

Me: That's an insult! Let's fight!

I was once on fire!: I smell a fight!

The Man: Twasn't an insult.

Charles the Mysterious: I can trace your IP and figure out who you are, The Man.

Me: Eerie reference to tomorrow!

I was once on fire!: IP searching won't work.

I was once on fire!: You fail.

The Man: I agree with Firey for once, but he's still a hippie, Charles stinks, I have an epic argument here to rival the best argument in the world, Olaf think I'm amazing.

The Man: Once again, Charles stinks.

I was once on fire!: You're a hypocrite!

I was once on fire!: AN argument, but not as good as The Man's.

I was once on fire!: You're too slow!

Arnold the Skilled: I think there should be a poll on what we should name the poll.

Me: Reasons why not.

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There, now you know what my day was like! Just chatting in a chat room, but to you, it was like, three months of checking comments and posts everyday. See how awesome being a Viking is?

Olaf the BAAAAALD!