Brootar

Even though I am a percussionist, I think one of my favorite instruments is the Brootar. The Brootar is like an air guitar, but instead of it being air, I'm strummin' a broom. Though it lacks any specific Instrumental talent to play it, It DOES allow me to excercise my beautiful singing voice.

Hold on, I need to go sweep the floor, on Chieftain Gregory the Hairy's command.

This is Omar the Bold. Olaf is the worst singer ever. Thank you.

Magical bolded text! I better not read it. Anyway, the funnest thing to do with a Brootar is to ask one person what tune, and another what topic. My favorite one is this:

Tune: All star by Smash Mouth.
Topic: Penguins.

I really hate all penguins
I wish they would all die now
If I had a nuke I would use it
On Antarctica cuz penguins are dumb,
and I hate them and when
I see one, I start to kill it.

Well, some say I have problems
Guess I can't blame 'em
When my ship heads off to the zoo,
We get kicked out cuza penguin goo,
guts and blood, of course, goo is,
Though I'm sure you've already guessed that.
If I didn't hate penguins I'd die.
If I didn't hate penguins I'd cry.

Hey now, I hate penguins,
You hate Penguins?
Heck, YES!
Hey now, I kill penguins,
You kill Penguins,
Deep breath
And all the glitters is blood
coming from the penguins disembodied heads.

ENd sonG.

So, it continues on like that. Its pretty sweet, and some of my lyrics get some laughs from my other Viking bros. For example, when I sung about how a Sorcerer burnt his eyebrows off to the tune of Mary had a Little Lamb, the bros wouldn't stop laughing for days. Here is the song, in uncut glory:

Tune: Mary had a Little Lamb
Topic: Sorcery

Smarmy had a little spell,
little spell,
little spell,
Smarmy had a little spell,
He wanted to try it.

Smarmy set off his own spell,
his own spell,
his own spell,
Smarmy set off his own spell,
Now he has no eyebrows.

Sorcerors aren't a populare Minor CLass, as you can imagine.

Olaf the BAAAALD!