Haircuts

OOT!*




SOREN THE HARD-OF-HEARING SCRIBE GOT A HAIRCUT!




As I'm sure you know, there are three major styles of Viking Haircuts. Soren, however, is trying to be... 'Hip', and he's been claiming all VIkings haircuts all out of fashion, style, and hygiene. We'v all been scoffing at him, since all vikings are prety dang hip with their haircuts. I mean, its not like we've been keeping haircuts since a 1000 years before!




Oh wait, the time machine incident....




Ok, maybe Soren's right; we've been keeping haircuts since before we got into that time machine. But a MOHAWK? Old dudes like Soren should NOT wear a mohawk. THIS is what Vikings wear:



1.) BRAIDS: You know, that opera-style, fat lady wanna-be-viking singing about LOVE and PRETTINESS? Well, that hair style. Dudes can fly it just as cool as chicks can, TOO.



2.) Afro: Um... only posers have afros. Like Phil the Conceited. But he usually wear in under his helmet, so you can't even see it, which is a blessing for EVERYONE.



3.) Buzzcut: MY HAIR STYLE! The only bad thing about it is that it just helps the other VIkings make fun of me. Since you know... I don't have facial hair. Unlike every other Viking. INCLUDING Lulu the Loud.



I... I... I... IM TOO DEPRESSED TO FINISH THIS!


OLAF THE CRYING BALD SAD MALITTLE MAN!



*In Viking's terms, OOT means 'Oh Our Thor'.