Apology

I'm SORRY!

OH SO SORRY!

Friday's post, About the Duct Tape Monstrosity, had offended my only reader, "I Once Was On Fire," whom I've nicknamed "Firey" throughout some of my posts, in ways I can't understand! Something about the Unicorns. So, in an attempt to get my only reader back... Here's an apology.

I'm SORRY!

IT WAS HAIRY!

I'M AN OFFENSIVE GUY!

EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LIKE UNICORNS!

I LIKE MY READERCORNS!

I THINK I'M GONNA CRY!

K, that's all you're gettin'.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!