All right, off my strike, thanks to my one and only fan! Some cool things I think yall should know:
1. I MADE A SHEATH FOR MY NUN-CHUCKS! Who's ever done THAT before, huh?
2. I'M MAKING A CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO SAY NUNCHAKU INSTEAD OF NUN-CHUCKS! Why? Sounds cooler.
3. I"M PREPARING FOR AN EXCURSION! More details if I ever actually do it.
4. I AM PLANNING ON ADDING SOMETHING TO THE BLOG! Here's a hint: "Out-Classed." Ring any bells? It will soon.
Ok, so here's the next installment to the adventure!
The superhero Cockroachbumpedfeatheryman, formerly known as Olaf the Bald, flew to Jump City. As he flew over the city, the Teen Titans attacked him.
"What did I ever do to you?" Our superhero with the too long of a name cried.
"You look like a freak!" Beast Boy said, halfway inbetween transformations of naked mole rat and chincilla. Due to this, he looked like a Naked Moleicilla Chinrat, one of the most freakiest looking things in the world.
"And everyone knows we Teen Titans don't like non-humanoids!" Robin yelled, thowing a bo-staff into our hero's face. "I mean, look at us!"
"We bash on half-spiders, moths, tofu, and robots, and never befriend any of them! Boo Yah!" Cyborg yelled, blasting our hero with his blaster, proving once more that the teen titans really don't need Cyborg, since Starfire can shoot blaster bolts as well, and is stronger than Cyborg, and can fly, and is female. Cyborg is just a weaker version of our good friend Starfire. The only reason he was even inducted into the Teen Titans is because of his pleasant personality, which is also extremely unstable, since one little battery fallin off of him can knock him out like that. This is all to say that, simply, you don't need two blaster characters on a superhero team when one can fly, but one can't, and when one is Oo-lah-lah, and one is... ugh. ANyway, back to our action-filled story!
"ANd we need to kick the butt!" The ever-stunning Starfire, who is much more superior to Cyborg in every way as was stated in the prior paragraph, said, as she blasted Cockroachbumpedfeatheryman with her blaster bolts.
"And everyone knows whoever created our TV show for some reason has to make sure we get exactly equal screen time in a fight, You know I'm gonna do something epic." Raven said, splitting Cockroachbumpedfeatheryman into Olaf the Bald, a lump of flesh, a pillow, and a cockroach. The four parts to the once-superhero fell to the roof-tops. The Teen Titans ran up to them.
"Oh, you poor VIking!" Starfire fawned, totally cheating on Robin right in front of him. "Wasn't it horribly simple to be trapping in that disgusted insect?"
Will Olaf...
A. Say, "Yes, Hot Stuff, it was horrible. Wanna Make-Out?"
B. Forget the pick-up line and just kiss her.
C. Do B, but with Raven.
D. Beat on every single one of them, run, and swear revenge on them for ruining his cool superheroness.
E. Commit Suicide.
F. Touch the blue orb.
G. Start crying.
H. Buttadance.
I. Lick something to make it better.
J. Kiss both of the girls.
K. Go hang out with the rock-solid Terra.
L. Kiss the girl mentioned in K.
M. DON'T PICK THIS ONE! IT'S THE THIRTEENTH CHOICE! IT'S UNLUCKY!
N. Wonder why there are so many choices this time.
O. Kill the president.
P. Jump into the portal that randomly appeared next to him.
Q. Buttadance.
R. "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"
S. Wait, the one above wasn't even a choice, It was a quote!
T. This is what I get for trying to go from A-Z with choices.
U. Complain about how stupid Olaf is.
V.Buttadance
W. Kill Bill Gates.
X. Eat a mango.
Y. Poop out a phone bill.
Z. I think I forgot that I'm suppsed to be following a somewhat coherent storyline...
YOU MUST ONLY PICK ONE! IF YOU PICK ALL OF THE ABOVE, LIKE WHAT FIREY DID ONE DAY 1, THEN IT DOESN"T COUNT.
I'm back, BABY!
Olaf the BAAAAALD!
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