Still on Strike

You know, if I had a picket for every person who didn't read my blog, I've have over six billion pickets. And with those six billion pickets, I could make a huge picket sign. And with that picket sign, I could write on it, in huge, block letter, "I'm On Strike, Read my Blog." And then everyone could see it becuase it would be so huge. And then everyone would come up to me and say, "Hey, you have a blog? What's the address?" So I'd wait another day, six billion more pickets would pop up, and I'd make another sign that reads, "By The Way, My Blog Is vikingranting.blogspot.com." And then all six billion people would come up to me AGAIN and say, "Oh. Thanks." And then every single person in the entire world would check out my blog, and about half of the people would be able to read it, abother half of that people would like it, about another half would ever check it again, another half would remember it once every month, another half would read it every week, and the last half would read it every day. So, let me do some math... 6 ... 3 ... 1.5 ... .75 ... .375 ... .1875 ... .09375. So, .09375 Billion people would read my blog everyday, which would cause quite a fanbase to occur. I'd be the most-read blogger in the world. And then EVERYONE would know the name Olaf the Bald. And then EVERYONE would love me. Or, at least, 93,750,000 would.

You wanna know why I did another emo rant today?

Go here to read yesterdays post.

Go here to read the post I want at least one person to comment on so I can get out of my Self Depression and stop KNOCKING MYSELF OUT WITH MY NUN-CHUCKS AT NIGHT!

Olaf the Bald. No 'BAAAAALD!' today, since I don't feel like shouting.

PS Tis my eighth Emo or Partial-Emo post EVER!