YodelAAAAAAAYYYOOOOO!!!!!
Doo doo doo doo...
Yeah.
The best part about this whole thing is that ... oh wait, gnawing my leg off isn't a good thing.
No, the best part was ... No, losing my entire stock portfolio to Erik the Noisy is a good thing, either.
I GOT IT! The best part about this whole thing was when Douba Stuft teh Rapper (no misspellings in his name) rapped about my strike! Bust it!
Olaf Strike
by the Viking Douba Stuft teh Rapper
He's on strike
cuz no one reads his blog,
could be a fike
or a very big hog!
Cutting hisself both day and night
staring at the screen miserably
dancing through the flowers with a kite
something else that rhymes with 'miserably!'
Yeah
Yeah
WHat WHat
Word Shizzle.
So as you can see, Douba Stuft is not a good rapper at all. But Rasputin the Healer IS a good person to go to after your ears have been shredded!
Olaf the BAAAAAALD!
6 comments:
Olaf sucks at being emo
and can not write a good poem.
Rasputin was a communist, also
He drowned in a jeroboam.
Olaf really fails to convey
And express his dispair through The written word.
Your poetry would not dismay
The heart of the wimpiest nerd.
Also, Douba Stuft cannot rap
And rap don't got to ryme.
His musik is clearly krap,
And his rhyme sceme, a crime.
Misery is not
something that you need to share
on the internet.
Go back to posting
your usual fare. No one
likes this emo crap.
That is because you
Suck at writing poems. Fo
Shizzle dude. Word. Yeah.
Now flee to Jump City.
there you will find only more
sadness. Well, have fun.
If you persist in
writing this mockery of
humor, I will leave.
Cough, cough...
PWNED!!!
I know, right? It is
Haiku, the language of
Those who are awesome.
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