Trying to get you to...

Plip.

Plop.

Plip.

Plop.

Plip.
Flush!
Plop.

Plip.
Flush!
Plop.

Plip.
Flush!
Plop.
WATER
Plip.
Flush!
Plop.
WATER
Plip
Flush!
Plop

A wetta-wetta-wetta-wetta...

DRINK IT DOWN!

A-boodaboodabingtingalingbaddaboodaboodabingtingalingakshakshboomkalangkaboomboomboomboombingatingtingbaddabaddabaddabadda

Plip Ting
Flush! Ting
Plop Ting
WATER Ting
Plip Ting
Flush! Ting
Plop Ting
WATER Ting

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...*

Plip Ting
Flush! Ting
Plop Ting
WATER Ting
Plip Ting
Flush! Ting
Plop Ting
WATER Ting
Plip Ting
Flush! Ting
Plop Ting
WATER Ting
Plip Ting
Flush! Ting
Plop Ting
WATER Ting
Plip Ting
Flush! Ting
Plop Ting
WATER Ting
Plip Ting
Flush! Ting
Plop Ting
WATER Ting

YOU SHOULD GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW.

SO, what'd you think of my new bardic song? I call it, "Trying to get you to...", as mentioned in this posts' title. I'm trying to get you to go to the bathroom. The idea is, you hear enough things bout water, you start needing to go. THis is a group ocapella thing, so here's the parts:

Person 1: The 'Plip' and 'Plop'.
Person 2: The FLUSH!
Person 3: The WATER
Person 4: The Ting
Person 5: The beatboxer and the one who says the words from the footnote.
Everyone: The bolded and italized words, the ones that are both of those.

Try it out with a group of your amigoes! See how long it takes before you all have to run to the bathroom!

Olaf the BAAAAALD!

*While the group sings a steady note, someone says, "Niagra, Loch Ness, flooding, dripping, hurricanes, hoover dam, sweating, humidity, great lakes, water, plip."