You know what? I haven't given you some Viking advice in a while. So, here's some hard-core advice! To use!
The first thing to remember is that Vikings aren't ninjas, yet DO need to sneak into enemies' bases. The only time you want to sneak into an enemies' base instead of simply destroying the whole thing is when you are in a sneaky mood. This is rare for vikings, but does happen.
So, like I said before, we aren't ninjas. We can't just expect to walk right into the base and not be seen. That's just dumb. Vikings love to bethe center of attention, and as such, we do not hide... we conceal ourselves obviously.
This is what you need to do: Say you are walking into a Ninja's dojo, planning on sneaking in. Simply walk up to a large group of ninjas and talk to them. Not expecting to see a Viking, the ninjas will hardly give you a second thought, assuming that you are just another ninja. Soon, you will be integrated into their society, simply due to the fact that anyone who does not expect something to be somewhere does not see it. Complicated, I know, but trust me, it works.
After you've been integrated, start worrying about the next part of your mission: doing what you planned on sneaking in their for. If you want to kill someone, here's what you do:
1.) Walk up to person.
2.) Bow.
3.) Stab.
4.) Run.
If you don't want to die after your assassination, don't run, but simply turn around and yell "I challenge ANYONE to a duel for the rightful leadership to this (insert name of place here)." That'll quickly start a riot with everyone trying to kill everyone else, giving you a chance to escape.
If you just want to plant a bomb, or something, replace step three with 'place.'
Olaf the BAAAAALD!
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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How are you 885 years old? Do vikings have some sort of extended life? You should write a post about it!
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