Yesterday was first missed posting day

You know, I would feel upset and sorry that yesterday was the first day since April, like, 13th that I missed, but you know what? I'm not. In fact, I bet only one person will be reading this after I post it, so for that person, I apologize, but in a week from now, most of you will be all like, "Dude, I'm bored," and then you'll go play video games. And then after that, you'll be like, "Dude, I'm still bored," and THEN will you remember my blog. So you'll go on, say stuff like, "This is only half-funny, I don't get your humor, this is a waste of my time, I think whoever writes this is on drugs, I'm hungry, If I advertise for him will I get paid, I need to level up in my new video game, I wish I hadn't lost my forty-seventh girlfriend for this month..." And so on and so forth. And then, you'll forget about my blog and do other things, while I spend THIRTY MINUTES out of my day painstakingly slaving away at this dream of mine to have the most wide-read Blog on the web! And I don't mean any sort of cheezy One Piece crap either, where everyone has some sort of dream and none of them have fulfilled it yet, even though they are all obviously the best at whatever they're trying to do! And even then, if they are beaten by someone, its either a mistake or they kill the person who is the best so they never have to worry about it again! And that's the point I've been trying to make the whole time: that if someone doesn't do what you want them to do, you kill them! So since you don't want to loyally check my blog everyday, I"M GONNA KILL YOU! But not really, since I still begrudgingly want you to read my blog.

I'ma wantin' a taco.

You don't even GET an 'Olaf the BAAAAALD!' today. Nope, I'm not going to even type 'Olaf the BAAAAALD!' in the last paragraph of the post like I normally do. Nope.