As you may have guessed, I am a fan of the Internet phenomenon Homestarrunner.com. I mean, who except posers isn't? Homestar is the home for such internet phenomenons such as Strong Bad and Trogdor. And for those of you who know who those are, but don't know characters like Reinforcements, Crack Stuntman, or even Bubs are, then you are nothing but a bunch of posers who like to think that you are fans of this website. You're not. TRUE FANS WATCH EVERY SINGLE EPISODE, EVERY SINGLE ONE! I HAVE SEEN EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN' THING ON THAT SITE! I AM TRULY A BETTER FAN THAN YOU!
Anyway, back to my point: The creators of this epic site, Matt and Mike Chapman, have not released a new SBemail since September 28 of last year. THAT'S ... um ... uh ... ALMOST EIGHT MONTHS! TOO LONG! So as an internet phenomenon to another, I emailed Strong Bad myself. Here is what I sent to him:
Hey, you!
Yeah, I'm talking to you, red-faced, blue-glowy bottle-cap opener, superhero, whatever crap you've crappin' done for the last crappin' forever!Where's the Strong Bad emails? You just gonna give up because Homestar set up a rival email-amswerin' thingy-ma-jig? THAT is NOT the STRONG BAD I KNOW!Get back out there! Only two hundred? You hadn't even started jumpin' the shark yet! To me, it looks like you''re going to have to go.... TO THE MOOON! Heck, knowing you, just shoot the whole thing down!
-Olaf the Bald
I sent this sucker thirteen days ago. Can you BELIEVE that he still hasn't answered it? Seriously? Stupid, stupid Strong Bad! I thought him and I were, tight, but NOOOOO, I guess we're not. Him and I is THROUGH! NEVER AGAIN shall I consider him an EQUAL to my SUPERIORORITY!
That is all.
Olaf the BAAAAALD!
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