Lets just put it this way:
THE.
BOAT.
SUNK.
Building boats that float is HARD!
Back to the drawing board.
Olaf the BAAAAALD!
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The native americans, ancestors of the modern-day environmentalists, knew how to do it. They just burned the insides of a large tree out, and called it a canoe.
Wouldn't that be anti-enviroment? Killing trees to benefit man. And whats with the C02 out put. U just sanctioned the release of carbon into the atmosphere. Thus raising the temperature of the earth to record level. thus allowing al gore to win a nobel peace prize. Which would make native americans the ancient ancestors of modern day drivers of hummers and SUV's so large that czhecoslovakian drug dealers can smuggle statues of cocaine into the country. I rest my case: Native Americans equal American Truck Drivers
The amount of CO2 released into the atmosphere by the process of making a canoe, accounting for that which the tree is no longer converting via photosynthesis into oxygen, is far less than that produced in the process of building and operating any other type of marine vessel, including a raft. The amount of CO2 put out by the labor necessary to build such a craft (a raft), combined with the quickened breathing of someone actually trying to survive on one far exceeds that which is put out by someone with a raft. Additionally, a raft needs a larger vessel to deploy from, such as a longboat or a dragon ship which are both boats powered primarily by a large number of people rowing, and then by the wind (the weakest alternative energy source of all). A canoe is powered by the strategic expenditure of force via oar of two to four healthy individuals who are more environmentally aware, and by energy generated by the body of water the canoe is deployed in. Additionally, a canoe is a single piece of wood, one that does not have the strange trappings of metal joining different individuals together, and the fact that a canoe is best made from a tree that has already died renders the total amount of CO2 produced even lower. It can also be noted that rowers in viking vessels such as longboats or dragon-ships sweat, releasing large amounts of methane and water vapor into the atmosphere in addition to the previously stated large amounts of carbon dioxide. All three of these gasses are potent greenhouse gasses and giving Al Gore his prize and his party. Additionally, the native americans never used aerosol insect repellent, sunscreen, starch, or pepper spray meaning that they did not release chlorofluorocarbons into the atmosphere as many of the other classes did.
Another point of contention is that a canoe provides transit for two to four people at the expense of a single dead tree, whereas it takes a large number and assortment of logs and other substances (some synthetic (like pool noodles which are made out of that stupid floaty foam which is completely non-biodegradable, and horrible for our biosphere)) to build a raft, which provides transit for an average of one to two-point-three-seven-two adult males depending on the size of the raft and the size of the adult males (vikings are notoriously large and muscle bound, meaning that they take up more space, while native americans and environmentalists tend to be skinnier (another thing they have in common) and can fit more of their brethren in a canoe).
Peace.
You can't argue with science, foolish young grasshopper.
Are you German? Dumkoff sounds like a German word. Are you really a German person (who couldn't possibly be a viking because germany is landlocked)pretending to be a viking, or are you a viking pretending to be a German person even though you couldn't actually be both because germany is a landlocked country.
To your question of "Who Am I?" I ask, "have you actually gone to my website? My pseudonym links to it."
That is all.
usa.gov? Are you the president?
No sir (or ma'am as the case may be), I am not our country's president unless you're German, in which I'm not your country's president either.
Well, well. I like your style, The Man, though I think you need a name infront of 'The Man', so you can have a proper viking name. I'm Thinkin'... Pablo. Pablo The Man. Very good.
Anyway, No, I'm not Germish (which is the proper way to refer to anyone from germany), but I like the word Dumkoff because its a funny word. Huh huh. Dumkoff.
You should know by NOW that I am Greenlandian. I mean, come on, I'm FROM Greenland. I live in Greenland. Urbia, Greenland, actually.
Yeah, I'm done.
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