Anecdotes

Don't forget to suggest to Olaf what to rant about!

You know what I've noticed as I've looked over the last few posts? They're full of pointless anecdotes and nonsensical junk that doesn't apply to you at all. Nothing that will actually help you Almost-Vikings become real, full-blown Vikings. So here's some advice that you Almost-Vikings need.

Hmmm... what I just wrote reminds me of a story. It was when I was a child, right before Ninja Joe killed off my family ('Origin of my Origin' post in April 08'). I was out walking in the many forests that surrounded my home, when....

NO NO! I can't start on Anecdotes! Real advice you can use! Ok, the first thing you need to remember is that Robots usually have some sort of off-switch.

Dude, that reminds me of when I was sent on a covert mission into a robot factory. I was sneaking along, crawling right below the robots' sensors, when an alarm started going off. The robots...

Stoppit! I need to stop telling you anecdotes! It doesn't help you any! Ok, let's see... Some top Viking scientists have a theory to killing a Samurai without its ghost killing you. Something about pouring a special substance on the corpse. I'm 95% positive that the substance is...

That reminds me, I was the only one awak on the Bloodhound a week ago when a Samurai jumped out of the water onto the boat. He yelled, "YOU HAVE NO HONOR!" and tried to get me to fight me. I was dodging his attacks using my Wildanceamancer attack when...

ARGH! I gotta stop slipping into anecdotes!

Oh yeah, that reminds me of when Gregory the Hairy was dancing on top of George the Yellow...

Oh, forget it. I'll never stop telling Anecdotes.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!