NO! This is not how it should be! I need you, my dedicatory few, to act as advertisers, since Vikings don't believe in money, and as such, can't pay for online advertising.
Ever heard of a thing known as 'Word-of-Mouth?' It doesn't take much, just mention my hilarity to one of your friends, and WA-LAH! I begin to grow a larger fan-base!
I LIKE LARGER FAN-BASES!
So, in addition to suggesting what I should rant about day-by-day, you need to suggest to other people to suggest what I rant about, so I can rant to FULL POTENTIAL! HA!
Also, here's a viking haiku:
'DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
YOU STUPID NINJAS AND CLOWNS!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE'
And here's another one.
I never thought that I
would see my boat eaten by
a samurai ghost.
Olaf the BAAAAALD!
5 comments:
If vikings don't believe in money, how do they buy things? What do they believe in? Also, make a facebook or a myspace for Viking Rants. It'll help.
Refrigerator
I just owned all your haiku's
refrigerator
Also, would you like me to make and promote a myspace for your blog?
For Fire:
Vikings don't believe in money since they either trade or steal things with/from people.
The Rose: Nice Haiku!
Now, if you want to make a myspace promoting the blog....
A. You MUST make it clear that the myspace is an unofficial fan site promoting the blog as requestd in the Word-Of-Mouth Post.
B. I'm not paying you... No money...
C. You MUST make it clear that I did not start this idea, it was a plan created by my fans.
Thanks for the Advertising, my only two fans!
Yo Viking dude. Rant on this:
- Viking mothers who worry about the safety of their dear, sweet Viking mayhem makers.
- Used-viking-ship salesmen.
- Viking gear that "mysteriously" appears on e-bay.
- Vikings' favorite flowers.
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