Explorering (Intentional Misspelling)

Last week, George the Yellow, Erik the Noisy and I (Olaf the Bald) went a-questing for... well, I don't know what, but we went exploring, at least.

Erik the Noisy was jabbering on his cell phone, as usual. George was nervously looking around.

"Olaf... Where are we?" He nervously asked me.

I sagely answered, "We are right in the place where we need to be."

George nervously looked at me.

"Then why did you ask Erik to call Gregory to find out where we are?" he asked.

"I did no such thing!" I snapped.

Erik snapped his cell phone shut and looked at me. "Gregory said that if we go North, we should be at Urbia in another half-hour."

"WHY'D YOU CALL, YOU DUNDERHEAD!" I screamed. "I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE!"

"But..." Erik spluttered, "You asked me to call Gregory abou..."

"LIES!" I screamed. "I know exactly where we are! Don't even joke! Urbia is South! Let's go!"

After walking south for about a half-hour, we came across a strange creature.

"AHHHHHHH!" George screamed in fear, toppling over in a dead faint.

"Gee, you'd think he'd have seen a dragonfly before." I said.

"Yeah." Erik said.

"I think we should continue southward." I said.

"I totally agree," Erik said.

"So let's go." I started to walk forward, then turned and looked at Erik.

"So, sell all the stocks in Ninjas, and put them all into Japanese Cartoon Characters;" Erik said.

"STOP TALKING ON YOUR PHONE!" I screamed.

After I explained to Erik that I wanted to continue southward, and after he argued that he thought that Gregory had been right, and after I had squashed that thought, we picked up George and carried him for another ten minutes.

Suddenly a Kraken jumped down from a tree and assaulted us.

"BLARGH! I'm a Kraken!" The Kraken yelled.

"IMPOSSIBLE!" I yelled back. "Krakens live in large bodies of water, not trees!"

"Oh, really?" The Kraken asked. "I didn't know." There was a flash of light, and the Kraken disappeared.

"Where'd he go?" Erik asked.

"Probably in the Ocean." I said.

"Howdoya figure?" Erik asked.

"It's a common law of physics that if a thing realizes that its been doing something that nature dictates it can't, the thing will automatically revert to the natural progression of what it was supposed to do."

"Oh... I see." Erik said.

We then fought a herd of centaur, some possessed pineapples, and a couple of other creatures that thought we were raining on their parade a little too much. Somehow, we found our way home, but not before stumbling upon a strange object.

But that's another story.*

Olaf the BAAAAALD!

*And you know that whenever someone says, "But that's another story" you'll never hear that story. EVER.

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