You all know what I'm referring to in the title, since of what Marvel and DC had to do....
Anyway, I have a theory. A big theory dealing with the topic. And here we are:
"Any superhero has an equal and opposite supervillian."
Eh? EH? Think about it! Batman: Grim, dark, you know he's deadly. Joker: Happy, out-going, you don't know he's deadly. Its true with ANY superhero! Superman: Strong, 'Good-looking'*, and has superpowers. Lex Luthor: Weak, Bald, and doesn't have superpowers.
It's like a mystery! Why on earth is that? Why would two opposites hate each other so much? Opposites attract! I mean, look at Omar the Bold and I! We're good friends now, he doesn't hate me like he used to, and we're completely opposite!
Hold on, Gregory just told me to go do the dishes...
Hello. The person who is typing this sentence is Omar the Bold. Olaf is a LIAR! I HATE HIM! SO MUCH! WE ARE NOT FRIENDS! I don't know what his MALFUNCTION IS! As far as I can tell, he's not a robot, like I've been expecting, since I gave him a patdown for wires when we were "Hugging" (he's a little bit like Fighter from this comic.) Any way, we're are not friends like he said in the paragraph above. I just came up and wrote this while he's doing the dishes, so you don't believe his lies! I'm going to copy the above paragraphs below so he doesn't notice that I messed with his precious blog... not that he would notice anyway.
It's like a mystery! Why on earth is that? Why would two opposites hate each other so much? Opposites attract! I mean, look at Omar the Bold and I! We're good friends now, he doesn't hate me like he used to, and we're completely opposite!
Hold on, Gregory just told me to go do the dishes...
Yeah, that's pretty much I can think of today.
Olaf the BAAAAALD!
*I wouldn't know of personal opinion, but he always seemed to be able to get any chick he ever wanted, so you know...
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Your friend Omar is a seriously cool dude.
Unless he doesn't want to be.
Aw, I know he's a cool dude! You don't need to tell me! Though what makes you say that, exaclty? He's never mentioned a meeting a guy on fire. That is something you would never forget.
For example, read these two comic pages:
http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=14&issue=4
http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=15&issue=4
See? He was on FIRE! And then...
http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=26&issue=5
Those guys REMEMBERED. Man, if I met a guy on fire, that's all I would talk about.
"Hey, remember that time when we did that cool thing?" someone would say.
"HE WAS ON FIRE!" I would shout.
"NO MAN NO! Shut Up abour that GUY!"
"But he was all like... firey!"
"ARGH!"
So Omar doesn't do that. So I don't know how you know him.
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