Leeches

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Topic for today suggested by Dhruv the Mittal.

Leeches. I've eaten a few. Leeches are actually a Viking delicacy. I mean, seriously! When you walk through a swamp and have to pick leeches off, whats the use of just throwing them back where they came from? Just suck that sucker up! Its good! Trust me!

If you're the type of person who wants to save leeches to cook later, then here's some cooking tips:

Baked Leech: Throw your leech on a baker, watch him run around screaming, he'll refuse to want to touch an unwashed leech, start to steam up in anger, the leech cooks while trying to eat his blood, he falls off, and you pick up the freshly baked leech and eat it. Yum!

Grilled Leech: Stick your leech on a grill. If it looks like its not big enough to lay across the slats, throw the leech onto a baker, and then throw the baker into the grill, leech-side down. He'll come out whooping and hollering, with your leech readily grilled.

Fried Leech: Come on, you know this one!

Boiled Leech: I don't reccomend this one unless you're making a stew, cuz when a leech is stewed, it sorta falls apart. Ew.

The last thing you need to remember about eating leeches is to NEVER, NEVER, EVER let one start eating the inside of your throat as you swallow. The only way to get a leech out of your throat while its sucking your blood is to drink some gasoline, and light the inside of your mouth on fire. Not a pretty sight, on any account.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!