Wikipedia

So, I was wracking my brains for a topic to rant about today, when I suddenly had an epiphany: Let's hit the 'random page' button on Wikipedia and rant about that!

So I went to wikipedia and hit the button, and the first thing that popped up was this page.

Blech. Who wants to read that crap? All that series is is the Hardy Boys on some kind of femininizer drug. And even then, she has a hard time actually BEING FEMALE. She sounds male half the time, and the other half, she sounds way too female to actually exist. Not that I would know, since I don't read those books anyway. Oh, and each story's plot is roughly similiar to the prior story's plot. I mean, in like 15 books, there's some sort of plotline that's all like 'Someone died, and he's giving away an inheritance, oh, and the main protagonist, she finds some EVIL PLOT!' NOt that I would know, of course.

Disgusted, I hit the random page button again, and what popped up was this page.

Man, I don't know what half-brain-dead-monkey wrote this article. It's horrible, though I did know a little aout Don Quixote himself. It was one of the required readings in CVU, but I only got through a hundred and four un-skipped pages cause, man, that book is BORING! It is funny and refreshing at some parts, like the windmill part, which I learned later was the only reason it was required reading. But yeah. Boring.

Annoyed beyond all extremes, I hit the random page button for the last time, and this popped up.

Sounds like that title a few posts back, doesn't it? You really want another one of those? I don't. That post was a hecka hard to write, even though it was mostly blank space. What I really don't understand is why we classify so many different stuff likethis, cause then we just have to learn it. Like, how we have classified two different bird types as 'The red-chested Swallow' and 'The Red-Necked Swallow.' Seriously? THEY'RE LIKE EXACTLY THE SAME. But no, we have to name them differently. Why don't we just name all birds with brown and red feathers 'Birds with Brown and Red Feathers'? Why do we need to classify millions of birds that have brown and red feathers simply because they GREW THEM IN DIFFERENT PLACES? HORRIBLE!

Yeah, so as you can see, I'm never doing this Wikipedia crap ever again.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!