You may notice that on the left side of the screen, there is a poll. If you haven't voted, VOTE! But about the poll... many people may have wondered Why the heck are Firemen, Dentists, and Postal Workers on the poll?* Well, guess what? Ima tell you.
Dentists are scary. Seriously. They THINK that they are trying to help people. But your teeth are no longer safe when a dentist is around you. One whirr of a drill and your teeth may suddenly be full of holes... or wearing braces... or you may even lose that lovely shade of yellow you've been working on. The difference between dentists and all the other classes is that they see no one as a rival, save for a dentist who sets up a dentistry shop across the street from theirs.
Firemen and Postal Workers, however, hate each other rivaling the hatred of the Ninja/Pirate rivalry.
Postal Workers hate firemen because firemen have a much more exciting lifestyle than them. And firemen hate postal workers because they get more gratitude day-to-day from the common people, especially when the common people get cookies or money in the mail.
A recent epic battle between firemen and postal workers occured last year. More people died in that battle than did the entire American Revolution. It was a good day for all the other classes 'cause, hey, less of those two classes to fight.
I've always rooted for the firemen in that rivalry personally, because, come on. Have you ever seen a firemen? Darth Vader was based of a firemen. Darth Vader is the single most scariest person... EVER.
Postal Workers have always seemed lame to me, especially since they have to convince the world that they'll deliver whenever. "Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen from their appointed rounds." That should be OBVIOUS, and you shouldn't have to state it.
Hold on, I just received a letter from a mysterious person named "The PWG". Just give me a sec.
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Ok, apparently, "The PWG" stands for "The Postal Workers Guild." They just sent me a booby-trapped letter that severed three of my major arteries using really sharp paper. It kinda hurts.
I'm gonna call Rasputin the Healer, my crew's healer, now... I'll post again tomorrow... If I can...
Olaf the BAAAAALD!
*If you have to ask why clowns are on there, you shouldn't be reading this.
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May I submit a fourth category; in adition to firemen, postal workers, and dentists. That would be......the computer tech support man. Those guys are really bottled up.
I voted for Postal Worker... Those mail-men, mail-women, and Fedex-guys can be scary.
Also, nobody voted for clown. Hahaha.
Ah, Charles the Mysterious! This is the third time I have responded to one of your posts. If you have read any of the others by now, then you probably hate me and refuse to read anything else I write. Well, guess what? YOU'LL BE BACK!
COmputer Tech Support people ARE bottled up, but they hate everybody. Thus, they can't be their own class, since they hate everyone, including non-classes. VIkings hate all othr classes, but the average Gary? Naw.
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