Death Metal

VIkings love Death Metal. Its true. Nothing makes vikings want to kill more than Death Metal. The screams, the monosyllabic words, the heavy beat... heck, Death Metal itself was based off a viking raid that was listened to by an aspiring band searching for a new tone in music.

My favorite Death Metal song is 'Findin' the guts in my Bedroom,' by Sleazy Chainsaw Karat. Here are the lyrics, for your reading pleasure.

(Heavy, loud, frantic music for about 21 seconds)

(Unintelligible yell lasting for 33 seconds)

I found the guts in my bedroom!

(DIfferent-sounding yell lasting for 35 seconds)

And they were pretty gross!

I swept them up with a broom,

Made me real morose!

(The word 'Deranged' is shouted and held out for 22 seconds)

(More heavy, loud, frantic music for about 30 seconds)

OH YEAH! It was pretty gross! And it was...

(The word 'Death' is held out for 57 seconds until the end of the song)

So, that's pretty musch my song. Its pretty sweet. I'll try to get up the mp3 sometime.

I swear, there's better than stabbin' a samurai while yelling to the song blasting into my ear from my dOpi. Its priceless.

I FOUND THE GUTS IN MY BEDROOOOOM!

wait... I mean...

OLAF THE BAAAAALD!