With summer rapidly approaching, and temperatures risin', people are deperately trying to remember how to beat the heat. Here are some of the suggestions created all by little ol' me.
Cut off large layers of skin with a cuttin' device. This has two bonuses: One, there is less skin on you to feel the heat of the sun, and Two, you are so concentrated on the pain you forget about the heat.
You can also go out and kill a robot. When you take one of his arms and legs and prss it against parts of your body, the cool steel will feel that much more refreshing.
Another thing you can do is go out to a swampy area and lather yourself with mud. No, the mud itself won't cool you off. But if you start walking down a road (not a street), then tiny kids with wooden sticks will come and start to 'Beat off the monster.' The downswings of their blows will greatly cool you off.
The absolutely BEST thing to do is go fight a bunch of Firemen. Getting blasted by 250 pounds of water is a great cool off. And, when you're done destroying them, you get to pretend to be Darth Vader with their masks. That's ex-TREMELY fun.
Ciao, I'm in the mood for some Firemen masks now.
Olaf the BAAAAALD!
2 comments:
Unless the robot has been sitting in the sun, in which case the steel is hot and would not cool you down.
Steel does not get hot in the sun. It is a lie by the government.
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