Online Auction Sites

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Topic suggested by CougarMan.

Man, I HATE sites like eBay. You know why? Because NOTHING IS SAFE. ANYMORE.

For example, just yesterday, my best helmet went missing. I started going around and askin' people if they'd seen it. When I met up with George the Yellow, he nervously looked at me.

"What do you want?" he trembled.

"Have you seen my helmet?" I bellowed.

Shrieking, George toppled over backward and landed in the water. I yelled "MAN OVERBOARD," and continued my search, since that was a customary response from George.

When I asked Phil the Conceited, he merely sniffed and said, "Yeah."

"Really? Where is it?" I asked excitedly.

"I sold it on eBay." He replied offhandedly.

"WHAT?!" I yelled in anger. "Why did you do that?"

"I needed some cash for some Headrest Polish." Phil answered.

"How much did you get?" I asked curiously.

"Around ten bucks." Phil said.

"WHAT?!" I yelled in anger. "I bought it for fifty!"

"I also sold your shirts, your favorite pair of underwear, your My Little Pony collection, and your left boot."

At that point, I attempted to strangle Phil, but Gregory the Hairy stepped in. He's been annoying like that ever since yesterday.

I hate OAS.

Olaf the BAAAAALD!